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so here I was, hoping to make this huge broadcast to announce 2010 is hereeeeeeee

...and the largest size i can put it in is that. well, mr blogspot, this is not a satisfying start to my new year.

neither is this mushroom fringe I decided to get on boxing day:

YES I'M REFERRING TO YOU

and you

and you...

but mostly you.

thanks to everyone who has been with me this year (but thank goodness its over). i think it is a good sign that we're still breathing and our hearts are still beating :)

xo & merrychristmas!

i hate being all fcking alone. im incompetent, and im always tripping, and then im always bleeding, because there is no one to catch me.

I spy...a bbt reference, a rhyme, 15 yr old marshall, and a loser.

summer's here (in the southern hemisphere), there is a (albeit overlit and excessive energy consuming) hulking tree blocking up half the pathway in qvb, and the natural confectionery company has released its own little 99% fat free pine tree and santa shaped jelly delectables. in keeping with my calculations, this can only result in:

santa claus (christmas) is comin' to townnnn ♥

but along with this season's jingle (bells, and batman still smells...of tall, dark, sexy hotness) jolly merriments, comes the (unavoidable) mad rush and animal scramble for presents (that is if you are lucky enough to have stumbled upon a deep buried memory of some dazzzling trinket to blow off present-receiver's christmas stocking).

of course, since i havent actually made a substantial point yet by my third paragraph, it can be safe to admit i have diddly squat (i wish i had squat) to share with you in this post.

my brain, having been idle, and its cells reduced to a state of numbnutic stupor, has only the typical list of new years resolutions to dawdle out (ah, to still be procrastinating away even after graduating high school...someone needs a life). rest assure, i have never felt any obligation to make actual exertions to fulfil them.

- discover hogwarts
- form some sort of residence under a baubled christmas tree
- be on ellen! and win free stuff for laughing and dancing!
- own a coffee maker (in fact, this is numero uno, but im too lazy to move it)
- soak up more words in book form
- be forgiving
- be accepted into some sort of uni course
- (survive) move out
- lose weight (because im like, a girl, who has like, a bmi of over like, 19)

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i was partially kidding with last dotpoint, so please spare me, oh feminists, apathetic and self-assured people out there.

so easy to sketch out on technology.
even easier to say.

and yet so rarely ever followed through.

oh conformity, thou hast finally taken mine throat into thy deathly grasp.

on the bright side, you now have the anticipation of future endless postings of amateur scribbles.

happy thanksgiving! (has anyone in australia ever uttered this greeting before? is it even thanksgiving? why am i asking, its fun to say either way)

if you want to

so lonely inside,
so busy out there.

and all you wanted was somebody who cares.

im sinking slowly,
so hurry hold me.
your hand is all i have
to keep me hanging on.

I'm gonna Pikachu in the shower >D