ever the swirliest. and still sickest.

oh how i just love sharing the finer details of my indisposed health with the rest of the world wide web.

so i paid (i hate it when i mean this literally. it was $50. you bet your medicare ass im gonna claim a tax rebate. ok, my mummy will.) a visit to the gp's office. i probably left the house at 9ish, walked over to one gp, however, turned out to be already overflowing with other infirmed specimens (obviously, i dont do things such as phone ahead). so walked around trying to remember where another gp was located, while coughing and sneezing and spreading my (much-desired) germs to the public.

two hours later, i am playing sitting duck in a dim-lit waiting room while an infomercial aired, explaining why we're playing this puerile game (variability of length of time for consults, etc).

(hardly obtained) diagnosis: "viral bronchitis"

what? (i dont know. im surprised i havent googled it yet with eagerly twiching incompetent fingers)

is it even a proper name? (i dont know. i dont have a stupid mbbbs)

why not just call it bronchitis?* am i just using long ridiculous scientific terms to fool people into thinking youre dying and suffering, yet still (hoping to) pull off a communication of cool, profound, transcendent thoughts of effortless wisdom (i know. ive progressed into deliriousness).

and that ladies and gentlemen should affirm the seriousness of my condition, as am now slightly losing it by having self debates running on in my head and writing them down as little faq's.

shirls

(for the common good of internet safety, i shall refrain from kissing and spread my virus)

AND - happy 17th birthday to the smartest chick i know :) and whos initials are a refrigerator brand hahaa love you :) glad you had a great day, so sorry my viral infected cells failed to text you :(

* as another very smart person (shame knowing so many doesnt affect my intelligence level whatsoever. meaning i still have yet to reach a level of intelligence.) nicely straightened out for me, its viral as opposed to bacterial. oooh i see.