September 03, 2009

abligurition is no more

you know my life has reached food bottom when i am unable to purchase even a $1.79 bag of doritos.

that's right doritos; the food that i would turn into if the "you are what you eat" axiom was true. not even tofu, but doritos. i was so dorito deprived at some stage (we had a period of dorito-sale drought, which lasted almost a month) that i bought a bag for $3.00.

why yes, if i would go to such frantic measures for a bag of $3.00 doritos, then surely the mere thought of $1.79 doritos must be watering my mouth to the point where i have my own personalised niagara falls. Even edward would not be able to harness thirst from such titillating a luxury...(i suppose) if the $1.79 doritos were a form of blood.

2 comments:

  1. IF by any chance you were refering to edward cullen, that would be animal blood you would talking about :P OH EM GEE are you comparing bella to a $1.79 packet of doritos??!! LOL !! (retard)

    ILYYYY now make some effort to drag your dorito ass to school!!!

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  2. As if Bella's worth $1.79!

    You'd have to pay ME to take her.

    But yaaaaaye you used ABLIGURITION!

    Btw did you ever take an abundance of katherines home or is it still sitting on the shelf?

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