...mind if i check you out?
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no doubt there are various criterion a job would have to fulfill in order for it to be dreamy, satisfying and leaving you craving for more. and no, the job was not a metaphor for the best burger in new york or a good lay.
a sizeable, beefy paycheck perhaps. (really, no hidden metaphors.)
maybe paid lunch breaks. (getting paid to eat. that'll be the day.)
or more modestly speaking, just some employee discounts for doritos.
but even without these er, realistic, benefits, one exclusive responsibility makes this job the cream of my (hitherto) professional crop.
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'cause im just doin' my job ;)
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