you're vain, your games, you're insecure

revising, as usual.

7 things i like
- christmas trees
- tofu
- having money
- books i want to keep reading until the end
- chai teas
- ABs
- the big bang theory (specifically; sheldon)

7 things in my room
- a relentlessly loud ticking clock
- pads (this perhaps crosses the line into TMI, but im just listing things i see first)
- mug shaped like a fat baby chick(en)
- an electric kettle box of bus timetables
- too many textbooks for a person not remotely smart
- santa claus (he likes me because im a good girl)
- quart of white wine (before you equate 17yrold + wine, its only 4% alc.)

7 things i cant live without
- tofu
- plants (oh how i live by your photosynthesising ways)
- water
- clothes (atm. because the weather is a frigid bitch. why am i always calling her that?)
- being able to shower
- family&friends
- shelter

7 dislikes
- flowers
- meat
- heavily perfumed items/persons
- $0.00 bank balance (luckily i have so far avoided this. big hoorah!)
- cheesy romcoms (oh couples retreat. how you disappointed me)
- hsc
- hsc (my dislike for it cannot be contained in one dot point.)

7 songs
- slow dancing in a burning room
- your hand in mine
- white lines and red lights
- knockin on heaven's door
- brand new day
- drift
- beside me

7 things I cant do
- touch type
- lick my elbow
- refrain from doritos on sale
- exist unattached and suspended in midair for lengths of time
- keep my hands warm
- jog
- see distances further than three feet clearly

booshah, let's get hitched baby :)

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

...so happy talk like a pirate day everyone garr.

you may (but probably not) be wondering where i have disappeared off to lately;

has important priorities and happenings suddenly absorbed all my previously ample spare time? no.

was i stricken down by a deadly disease, hence unable to spare a single body part (not even a finger to type up a post) as i needed all the white blood cells as i could rapidly reproduce? no.

did i (finally) get a life? yes! ...no. (i had my hopes up for a second, but intentional deceit is frowned upon by society i think)

am i going to treat you all with a long comprehensive post about my past (many) adventures? ...not yet.

abligurition is no more

you know my life has reached food bottom when i am unable to purchase even a $1.79 bag of doritos.

that's right doritos; the food that i would turn into if the "you are what you eat" axiom was true. not even tofu, but doritos. i was so dorito deprived at some stage (we had a period of dorito-sale drought, which lasted almost a month) that i bought a bag for $3.00.

why yes, if i would go to such frantic measures for a bag of $3.00 doritos, then surely the mere thought of $1.79 doritos must be watering my mouth to the point where i have my own personalised niagara falls. Even edward would not be able to harness thirst from such titillating a luxury...(i suppose) if the $1.79 doritos were a form of blood.

Hey Barney, see that girl?

Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty.

When the day is done and no one else is around

once (or normally) upon comical times, there were the quintessential, strikingly dazzling, damsel-in-distress-magnetic superheroes;
Superman
Batman
Iron Man
Aquaman
Radioactive Man
Green Lantern Man (to complete the pattern) ...

well, i think their manliness is apparent. some fancy external underpanties, others have that cape thing going on (-> The Incredibles). sure they tackle the rebellious i-want-world-domination villains, rescue the pretty chicks, and still squeeze in the time to work out a 12, 14, 16-pack...

but i bet they cant handle a girl with 2x the pms =D thats right buddy. try temperamental, irritable, insecure and cant sing for 20 cents heh. (well, obviously im a lot more vexatious and unpleasant, but thats for another post folks).

if during that special time (of month), some hunk tried to beat me up, you can bet i will wedgy (ah such easy access underwear) and bitchslap them to non-planet pluto. and if not, thats what this guy is for:
there are days where all one needs is someone to bail them out of despondency and adversity (or maybe just jail), and there will be the one person to make the single phone call to.

mine even has a superman shirt. :)

"It's going to be legen -

wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is
- DARY. "

happy one month. AB.

--- and merci my lovely wifey for getting the photo, vous êtes le meilleur voisin. (you and your bloody frenchie).

Whatta maroon! Whatta ignoranimus!

so so bored right now. and this is the type of boredom that takes place in the absence of my normal procrastination ways; deadly.

well, ive tackled my trials. now let us never mention that period of failure in my life ever again. speaking of fail: i went to play laser tag yesterday with my old work friends, which was wonderful, because i miss them like [___________________________________________________________]
this much times ten million thousand. well. i didnt want to stretch the page, because then you have to use the scrollbar down at the bottom as well as the side, which leads to frustrated attempts to coordinately control both scrollbars simultaneously. eurgh.

but i really do miss them much profusely :( they're an awesome bunch of people (real top notch troopers :P), to the extend where i loved going to work (and i worked in fast food).

anyway, in the end i managed to get an 11% shooting accuracy (i might have read the scoreboard wrong, because i really rather not admit the truth of what i just confessed ha). in my defense, im severely shortsighted and it was dark, and green and blue dots (people) were zagging across everywhere...

you may now n00b bash me.

wait, let me finish my green bean soy milk first. slurp.

I hid under your porch because I love you.

just a quick update to show off this wonderful present my baby got for me; who needs wings to fly when you can just dangle off a rickety house spouting balloons out of its chimney? :)

Up posterrrrr:
yarrrr can't wait till it's out in Australia, Sept 17th - grab a marker and your calendarrrs =D even Iceland gets to watch it before me; anyone volunteering to donate me a plane ticket?

until then, i'll leave with some quotes to drool over (mmm)

Carl Fredricksen: Do you want to play a game? It's called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!

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Dog: I like you temporarily!

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Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.

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Russell: A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be it bird or fish or tiny mole!
Carl Fredricksen: That doesn't even rhyme!
Russell: [offended] Yeah, it does!

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