you know my life has reached food bottom when i am unable to purchase even a $1.79 bag of doritos.
that's right doritos; the food that i would turn into if the "you are what you eat" axiom was true. not even tofu, but doritos. i was so dorito deprived at some stage (we had a period of dorito-sale drought, which lasted almost a month) that i bought a bag for $3.00.
why yes, if i would go to such frantic measures for a bag of $3.00 doritos, then surely the mere thought of $1.79 doritos must be watering my mouth to the point where i have my own personalised niagara falls. Even edward would not be able to harness thirst from such titillating a luxury...(i suppose) if the $1.79 doritos were a form of blood.
IF by any chance you were refering to edward cullen, that would be animal blood you would talking about :P OH EM GEE are you comparing bella to a $1.79 packet of doritos??!! LOL !! (retard)
ReplyDeleteILYYYY now make some effort to drag your dorito ass to school!!!
As if Bella's worth $1.79!
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to pay ME to take her.
But yaaaaaye you used ABLIGURITION!
Btw did you ever take an abundance of katherines home or is it still sitting on the shelf?