August 23, 2009

When the day is done and no one else is around

once (or normally) upon comical times, there were the quintessential, strikingly dazzling, damsel-in-distress-magnetic superheroes;
Superman
Batman
Iron Man
Aquaman
Radioactive Man
Green Lantern Man (to complete the pattern) ...

well, i think their manliness is apparent. some fancy external underpanties, others have that cape thing going on (-> The Incredibles). sure they tackle the rebellious i-want-world-domination villains, rescue the pretty chicks, and still squeeze in the time to work out a 12, 14, 16-pack...

but i bet they cant handle a girl with 2x the pms =D thats right buddy. try temperamental, irritable, insecure and cant sing for 20 cents heh. (well, obviously im a lot more vexatious and unpleasant, but thats for another post folks).

if during that special time (of month), some hunk tried to beat me up, you can bet i will wedgy (ah such easy access underwear) and bitchslap them to non-planet pluto. and if not, thats what this guy is for:
there are days where all one needs is someone to bail them out of despondency and adversity (or maybe just jail), and there will be the one person to make the single phone call to.

mine even has a superman shirt. :)
"It's going to be legen -
wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is
- DARY. "
happy one month. AB.

--- and merci my lovely wifey for getting the photo, vous ĂȘtes le meilleur voisin. (you and your bloody frenchie).

3 comments:

  1. awwww. that's so cute =) <3

    WE NEED TO HANG OUT. YES WE DO.

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  2. lou wedgies and bitchslaps people for you? =D that is so lovely <3

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  3. You have a lovelier wifey than me??

    *cries in corner*

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